tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post1951592469222843024..comments2023-10-07T06:06:04.494-04:00Comments on Bad Mutha Fudruckers: TMI Thursdaysaratogajeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-25096226998530276332008-12-15T16:47:00.000-05:002008-12-15T16:47:00.000-05:00Thanks for the TMI. I have yet to cross this path...Thanks for the TMI. I have yet to cross this path in my life and it's nice to know how it is not as horrible as I think it might be but what about when it comes back? That must be the worst part!Toehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075495117699109883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-73623252514835540022008-12-12T23:55:00.000-05:002008-12-12T23:55:00.000-05:00Oh thank god, you've just written down every fear ...Oh thank god, you've just written down every fear that I've ever had about waxing. I'll stick with my "touch-ups" before slipping into a bikini.<BR/><BR/>When in doubt. Scream like Adam Sandler. That's my philosophy. Also why Helga's handy work would go un-admired for me as well..Dangsies.Brookie Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17337770023157596130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-82776606562356018292008-12-12T09:47:00.000-05:002008-12-12T09:47:00.000-05:00I think I can safely say that I love you. When my...I think I can safely say that I love you. When my best friend's now-husband was in the Marines, she used to go visit him every few weeks so she'd get a bikini wax beforehand. I let her talk me into it once and the lady not only did a really shitty job - I ended up with some sort of really awful, random hairline - but it hurt like a mother. Never again.<BR/><BR/>Plus, I also feel like a 10 year old when I'm completely bare. Ick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-85673620560581078912008-12-12T08:11:00.000-05:002008-12-12T08:11:00.000-05:00lump - I am no longer rocking the brazilian, not b...<B>lump -</B> I am no longer rocking the brazilian, not because of the pain or humiliation, but because that shit gets expensive and also I got tired of having a tween's vagina. <BR/><BR/><B>so -</B> No, but thanks for sharing.<BR/><BR/><B>kylie -</B> This post was never meant to turn anyone off of waxing, just to let everyone know what to expect. You know, so you don't show up looking like you've got Shia LeBeouf in a leglock and have to get weed-whacked.<BR/><BR/><B>dani -</B> It was definately an exercise in self-control.<BR/><BR/><B>lbluca77 -</B> Smart vagina.saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-11603415711229550582008-12-11T21:52:00.000-05:002008-12-11T21:52:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-49459192623234210432008-12-11T21:49:00.000-05:002008-12-11T21:49:00.000-05:00My vagina just looked at me and said "you better b...My vagina just looked at me and said "you better buy me a drink before we go to Brazil."LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-17405071449825418322008-12-11T20:14:00.000-05:002008-12-11T20:14:00.000-05:00Wow. I thought my first waxing was traumatic but n...Wow. I thought my first waxing was traumatic but nothing like that. I cannot even imaging sitting there watching my friend in all her glory (in and out). Yikes!! Just yikes. I woul have left. You are a stronger woman than I.*~Dani~*https://www.blogger.com/profile/17612436784036093853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-75774948006879038082008-12-11T18:43:00.000-05:002008-12-11T18:43:00.000-05:00Yeah, I've never been waxed, always wanted to try ...Yeah, I've never been waxed, always wanted to try it, but now...not so much!! ;) <BR/>I think I'll keep to my regular trims and shaves!! Great post though!! Truly made my day!!Kyliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00444764132348998385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-33671805055101570832008-12-11T18:28:00.000-05:002008-12-11T18:28:00.000-05:00Did I mention how much I love having external geni...Did I mention how much I love having external genitalia?So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-38664538466921625222008-12-11T17:27:00.000-05:002008-12-11T17:27:00.000-05:00holy crap. my shit hurts just reading this post."...holy crap. my shit hurts just reading this post.<BR/><BR/>"I prayed desperately that I wouldn't fart" -- oh my god my thoughts exactly. And probably one reason why I'm terrified to get a Brazilian.<BR/><BR/>so, is this too personal to ask - but you still rocking the Brazilian? and if so, is it worth it?Lumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16968962281952069657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-48927345016568371632008-12-11T16:56:00.000-05:002008-12-11T16:56:00.000-05:00rs27 - Sure. We'll see if you are singing the sam...<B>rs27 -</B> Sure. We'll see if you are singing the same tune after 25 minutes with Helga.<BR/><BR/><B>lily -</B> No, thank <I>you</I> for reading.<BR/><BR/><B>arjewtino -</B> I'm not sure of her exact words, but that's what I hear when I replay the scenario in my head.saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-45816601757509673672008-12-11T16:49:00.000-05:002008-12-11T16:49:00.000-05:00This line -- "I'll just cut some of this back befo...This line -- "I'll just cut some of this back before we start." -- just made my day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-51948239168960534512008-12-11T15:58:00.000-05:002008-12-11T15:58:00.000-05:00Oh. My. God. Funniest account EVER! I've been wax...Oh. My. God. Funniest account EVER! I've been waxed, but never the full Brazil... I don't know if I'm inspired or terrified, but KUDOS to you for getting it done! And what a hilarious account of the whole situation - thanks for sharing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-40518728885684867042008-12-11T15:23:00.000-05:002008-12-11T15:23:00.000-05:00Viva BrazilViva BrazilRahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-51666897289561742352008-12-11T14:32:00.000-05:002008-12-11T14:32:00.000-05:00restaurantrefugee - You men don't know how good yo...<B>restaurantrefugee -</B> You men don't know how good you've got it. But I also can't wait to see what kind of perverts this post draws.<BR/><BR/><B>kate -</B> After this episode, modesty is a thing of the past. Once you've paid someone to trim your pubes, all bets are off.<BR/><BR/><B>alexa -</B> I still cringe thinking about it. How was I supposed to know?!?<BR/><BR/><B>kate -</B> The physical pain was not the worst. It was more the emotional pain...saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-87751110972531288932008-12-11T13:38:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:38:00.000-05:00OK, so, I've never had a Brazilian and now I never...OK, so, I've never had a Brazilian and now I never will. My pubes hurt just thinking about it!Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04721793728327840440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-60130598021830312432008-12-11T13:36:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:36:00.000-05:00this is one of the funniest posts i have read in a...this is one of the funniest posts i have read in a very long time.<BR/><BR/>1. waxing my arm pits kind of makes me want to vomit.<BR/>2. the trimming of the pubies before a wax is a must and i'm sorry to laugh at the fact that helga did it for you. i would have been mortified too. dear lord.<BR/><BR/>i'm still giggling at my desk by the way.alexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-574770642750970782008-12-11T12:50:00.000-05:002008-12-11T12:50:00.000-05:00I've always been too shy to do it. I can't even to...I've always been too shy to do it. I can't even totally unrobe when I get a massage, I can't imagine someone looking at my ladyparts.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-55433553002297692472008-12-11T11:51:00.000-05:002008-12-11T11:51:00.000-05:00I have two thoughts after reading this: 1) I canno...I have two thoughts after reading this: 1) I cannot even imagine the strange google searches that will find this post, and 2) I am so glad that even the most metrosexual of my male grooming habits don't involve pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-4921924364740094542008-12-11T11:36:00.000-05:002008-12-11T11:36:00.000-05:00crissy - I'm sure you have better waxing stories.m...<B>crissy -</B> I'm sure you have better waxing stories.<BR/><BR/><B>marie -</B> The humiliation was the worst part--not the pain. I still wanted to kick someone.<BR/><BR/><B>nilsa -</B> We are still friends, but she has (recently) threatened to wax my head.<BR/><BR/><B>dingo -</B> What? You didn't want to witness her humiliation? That's what real friends do.<BR/><BR/><B>liebchen -</B> I guess they get less humiliating the more you get? Right? <BR/><BR/><B>anonymous (aka 'D') -</B> Oh, a pedophile's dream. You know just how to make me vomit at my desk.<BR/>P.S. Don't wax my head! We both know it probably won't grow back. THEN how would you feel? Good? Probably not.<BR/><BR/><B>tova darling -</B> It is definately a 'special occasion only' event.saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-81795042706732586172008-12-11T11:31:00.000-05:002008-12-11T11:31:00.000-05:00Oo, I've only had that done once, right before my ...Oo, I've only had that done once, right before my wedding. And really, the armpits were the worst. Everything else seemed painless in comparison.Tova Darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06938622341653040299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-88474853740684865712008-12-11T11:12:00.000-05:002008-12-11T11:12:00.000-05:00First of all, the panties were for you. I didn't ...First of all, the panties were for you. I didn't want to ruin the innocence of your eyes. And yes, your "va-jay-jay" did look like a pedophiles dream.<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, for the sake of our friendship I will pretend I didn't see the part about my "ugly va-jay-jay" you SOB :( Your lucky I don't hang a wax strip over your head. Though i must say, I really wouldn't mind seeing your hair voluntarily throwing itself from your head like some sick kamikaze pilots. The thought amuses me. Sleep well Sarah, sleep well. MUAHAHAHA.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-12912905179362695082008-12-11T10:57:00.000-05:002008-12-11T10:57:00.000-05:00I've been getting Brazilians for about 3 years now...I've been getting Brazilians for about 3 years now. I *still* pray that I don't fart every time I have to lift my legs up like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-9201790783348521282008-12-11T10:51:00.000-05:002008-12-11T10:51:00.000-05:00I encouraged my friend to get a bikini wax because...I encouraged my friend to get a bikini wax because she was always bitching about shaving. I took her to my waxer (waxing person?). When my friend came out of the room 30 minutes later, she hit me. Some friend she is, huh?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-19479909135527740562008-12-11T10:46:00.000-05:002008-12-11T10:46:00.000-05:00The real question is whether your friendship with ...The real question is whether your friendship with D survived that experience. Shudder.Nilsa @ SoMi Speakshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08474642034399063234noreply@blogger.com