tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post6577179567418259936..comments2023-10-07T06:06:04.494-04:00Comments on Bad Mutha Fudruckers: I am the anti-Rockwellsaratogajeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-28932358993753554482008-12-11T11:02:00.000-05:002008-12-11T11:02:00.000-05:00kate - My shoes choices are dictated by which can ...<B>kate -</B> My shoes choices are dictated by which can most easily accomodate my socks.<BR/><BR/>I love socks.<BR/><BR/><B>lump -</B> I heart picking my nose in the car. For reals.<BR/><BR/><B>so -</B> Hey--nose picking is a serious subject.<BR/><BR/><B>lily -</B> Too late. I already told my mom.<BR/><BR/>Sorry. She doesn't judge, though.<BR/><BR/><B>lbluca77 -</B> I'm the other way around. I iron only for work.<BR/><BR/><B>~trish~ -</B> Fucking dogs. They are ruining my life. Wait, that's me. I don't need any help.<BR/><BR/><B>... -</B> I long for the days when I went to Catholic school. No question about what I was going to wear that day. Jumper? Sailor shirt? Done and done.<BR/><BR/><B>arjewtino -</B> Well, I am. And it looks like Dingo it, too. But I don't judge.<BR/><BR/><B>c.watson -</B> I've never actually <I>seen</I> one, but I've heard of their existence.<BR/><BR/><B>alexa -</B> Smart. I just shop where no respectable person would shop. Problem solved. PLUS I am the best looking/dressed person there. Bonus.<BR/><BR/><B>kate -</B> If I thought people were looking at me, I'd have horrible self-esteem issues.<BR/><BR/><B>dingo -</B> Thanks for the internet.saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-44391743996535961002008-12-11T09:20:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:20:00.000-05:00Unlike you, when I look at people I am judging. I...Unlike you, when I look at people I <I>am</I> judging. I always have an excuse for my shoddy appearance (aka: laziness) but others? Not so much. I insist that the world live up to my impossible standards. Who do you think coined the phrase, "Do as I say, not as I do?" Yep, that was me. I also invented the internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-74345841715547889522008-12-10T11:51:00.000-05:002008-12-10T11:51:00.000-05:00I so envy you. I am constantly checking people out...I so envy you. I am constantly checking people out and the narcissistic part of me thinks they give a shit what my hair looks like, too.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04721793728327840440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-51792543621873336032008-12-10T10:57:00.000-05:002008-12-10T10:57:00.000-05:00ditto to all that you said. i look like death on a...ditto to all that you said. i look like death on a normal basis when i go to my corner grocery store. no bra, glasses, even slippers - i've been known to hide behind aisles to avoid people i know.alexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-7107283980802152512008-12-09T23:51:00.000-05:002008-12-09T23:51:00.000-05:00I don't actually own an iron. And back up outfit? ...I don't actually own an iron. And back up outfit? I've never even thought of that before today.Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08631752665049523295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-8710558300726078862008-12-09T23:19:00.000-05:002008-12-09T23:19:00.000-05:00Shit. People are watching me?Shit. People are watching me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-2914592710792779972008-12-09T20:44:00.000-05:002008-12-09T20:44:00.000-05:00second the seinfeld episode comment. also, 4 out 5...second the seinfeld episode comment. <BR/><BR/>also, 4 out 5 days my work outfit comes from the firty clothes hamper.ushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09303286222680078611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-6966372373699918112008-12-09T19:19:00.000-05:002008-12-09T19:19:00.000-05:00I do that too, if something happens as I'm out the...I do that too, if something happens as I'm out the door...screw it! Check out my latest post of puppy pics!!~Trish~https://www.blogger.com/profile/03499932173802838032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-57238128337297878592008-12-09T18:36:00.000-05:002008-12-09T18:36:00.000-05:00Wait you iron your clothes? I only do that for spe...Wait you iron your clothes? I only do that for special occasions and by special occasion I mean any occasion other than work.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-69336078184468692172008-12-09T17:19:00.000-05:002008-12-09T17:19:00.000-05:00this is hilarious, and so true. and don't tell an...this is hilarious, and so true. and don't tell anyone, but I'm so w/ ben on this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-12013562524771467992008-12-09T17:11:00.000-05:002008-12-09T17:11:00.000-05:00Your posts are like a Seinfeld episode. About abs...Your posts are like a Seinfeld episode. About absolutely nothing, but SO entertaining.So@24https://www.blogger.com/profile/18279738816559913671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-65071650025874183762008-12-09T14:30:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:30:00.000-05:00hahaha I think everyone picks their nose in their ...hahaha I think everyone picks their nose in their car. and if they say they don't, they are LYING. ;)<BR/><BR/>I will not iron. I refuse to. I'd rather spend the extra 100 bucks a month and have all my work clothes dry cleaned.Lumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16968962281952069657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-87962437115768184512008-12-09T12:30:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:30:00.000-05:00I've been known to go out in sweat pants and heels...I've been known to go out in sweat pants and heels. They were the shoes closest to the door that did not require socks.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-91393295673487399822008-12-09T12:27:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:27:00.000-05:00ben - Less commonly known fact: I do these things...<B>ben -</B> Less commonly known fact: I do these things at the beginning of the day, too. And on my lunch break.<BR/><BR/><B>surviving myself -</B> Duly noted. This could really streamline my booger disposal procedure.<BR/><BR/><B>marie -</B> Ah, PJ's at work. That must be what Heaven is like. You know, without the work. Just the part where I update my blog and read everyone elses'. In my pj's.<BR/><BR/><B>dolce -</B> Hemo is a bitch. She is <I>supposed</I> to be sweet and cuddly, but that isn't quite how it worked out. But I love her anyway.saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-52150068227926018222008-12-09T12:15:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:15:00.000-05:00This is aside of the post, but that picture of you...This is aside of the post, but that picture of your cat freaks me out. It looks like it's about to jump out of my screen and attack me. Aren't kitties suppose to be sweet and cuddling?<BR/><BR/>That one makes your pit-bulls look like pugs.Dolcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11329833813059592607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-52112327327957622462008-12-09T11:57:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:57:00.000-05:00I attempt to figure out my outfit the night before...I attempt to figure out my outfit the night before most weekdays. But definitely don't think about a backup outfit. If I stained something, ah well, that's the way I'm going to work. <BR/><BR/>Personally, I'd love to work in my PJs. But that is yet another thing that is frowned upon at work.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-79155034912438198322008-12-09T11:26:00.001-05:002008-12-09T11:26:00.001-05:00I think it's fine that you flick boogers out the w...I think it's fine that you flick boogers out the window, but really, everyone knows that if you just flick one on the floor it disappears, so you could just do that instead.surviving myselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421187332033401147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4018674341592647845.post-19384373579836295172008-12-09T11:26:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:26:00.000-05:00Cars are for farting and picking your nose at the ...Cars are for farting and picking your nose at the end of the day. This is a commonly known fact.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169067066816104504noreply@blogger.com