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Thursday, October 16, 2008


Last night the neighbors had a 3 hour screaming match. From what I could gather as I sat on my front porch with a glass of wine a book and pretended to read, He's been talking to some other girl who means nothing to him, and She's been talking to several guys who may or may not be her cousins. I'll let you know how it ends. Hemo is on the shit list for peeing on the dogs' leashes, but look what I found in my backyard:

A crab spider! Well, Steve calls them crab spiders but I call them pirate spiders because to me it looks like they have a skull painted on their bellies. I've been wanting one of my own ever since he pointed a baby one out to me on his porch.


Kristen said...

He peed on the leashes?

That's some hate right there.

Kristen said...

Also, did you go tell stoogie you pimped?

Don't forget to tell him!


Kate said...

My cats pee on all kinds of things they're mad at. And that spider looks scary. Really scary. It would make Gay Boyfriend scream

So@24 said...

You love spiders. You have the most pro-spider blog on the web (pun intended).

I think a spider should be added to the list of Bad Mutha Fudruckers.

saratogajean said...

kristen - She is a hateful cat. She is also *this close* to being a homeless cat.

Your welcome, and thanks for the reminder!

kate - The spider is actually pretty cute, especially compared with the monster Writing Spider right next to it. Calling it a baby pirate spider makes it a lot less scary, too. As long as he's eating mosquitos, I'm down with him.

so - When they catch a mockingbird, I'll think about it.

Danielle said...

Hey girl. New computer = always blogging! This sounds stupid, but I can't figure out how to get my pictures to be side-by-side. Is it my template, my size pics, or my stupidness? Do you organize your pics in another program before uploading to your blog? This is driving me crazy-why can't I figure this out? Please help! Give Sexy Dexy a HUGE hug and kiss for me!!

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