-74 kabillion wasabi-rice crackers
-2 tentative bites of Harris Teeter ham-type spread
-2 beer bongs (how old am I again?)
-1 bison burger
-generous portion of coarse-ground mustard*
-4 sauteed onion slices*
-macaroni and cheese*
-macaroni and cheese
-8 zillion tater tots
-regular mustard**
-1 1/2 glasses wine
-1 1/2 shots strawberry vodka with Squirt chaser
Shows I watched last night:
-3/4 episode My Name is Earl (during which decided I don't like watching episodes where Earl and Joy are married, because it makes me sad)
-1/2 episode of Kath & Kim (during which I decided I really need to get some cool pajamas)
-1 full episode of The Office (during which I talked to D's mom, explained that she was drunk but that she wanted Horton Hears a Whoo! on DVD for Christmas)
Topics discussed:
-Whether or not Julie's neighbors are retarded
-Who should play Jacob in the next Twilight movie
-Who we would have cast as Rosalie***
-D's
-My penchant for chubby guys
-Whether or not 'bison' is spanish for 'delicious beefy goodness'****
Miscellaneous figures:
-number of nuts I found in Julie's chair from last week when I ate a drumstick while watching Katt Williams' stand up comedy: 1*****
-number of Katt Williams' quotes: 24 (approximate)
-number of beer bongs D took: 3
-number of beer bongs Julie spit on Kristen: 1/2
That is all, folks. It's Friday, and I am lazy.
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*denotes items I put on my bison burger
**denotes an item I put on my tater tots
***Scarlett Johanssen
****No, but I had Julie fooled.
*****Bonus: yes, I did eat it.
