Am I going to have to stop reading Crissy's blog? Because I have come down with the Monkey Plague of the Eye, internet friends. I'm so grossed out by this that I can't even comment on the election results, other than to say I am proud, excited, relieved, and humbled. I'll be away from my desk at work for a couple days, which is where I do most of my blogging, so talk amongst yourselves and I'll be back soon to give you the run down.
Here's a little Dexter porn to tide you over.
What a slut.
And the waves tell the firm coast: 'Everything will be fulfilled.'
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When 2024 began, I said that I didn't want to tempt fate by saying that it
had to be better than 2023. It could hardly be worse, right?
I think I'm not s...
1 week ago
10 comments:
Awwwwwwww yeeeeaaaaaah. That's niiiiiice.
I love Crissy but I think the CDC should conduct a little research. Most of her commenters has come down with the Monkey Plague within the last month.
The Dexter porn is doing it for me.
I have the Monkey Plague as well. Poor Crissy, she doesn't know how powerful she really is.
And Dexter? He's a happy puppy. Yes, he is.
Crissy is code for crack. Once you start, you just can't stop.
And it's not porn until Dexter brings out his lipstick. hahaha.
HAHAHA I was not expecting doggy porn today.
Q: What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
A: Brow chica brow cow
So@24 -- that was hilarious! No, I am not 12 years old, I just have the sense of humor of one.
Wow, porn and monkey plauge all in one post that is amazing.
Doesn't Dexter look so happy weining the world?
Just because I currently have the Monkey Plague doesn't mean that you all got it from me.
It doesn't.
Unless you've all been Frenching my picture.
Then maybe.
ben - Sadly, yes. Yes it is. Niiiiiiiice.
dingo - Seriously. I <3 Crissy, but that shit is suspicious.
kate - Happy and proud. Very Happy.
nilsa - The BF can tell you...Dexter gets very happy, and does what we call the "air hump." It's gross. But we still love him.
lllbuca77 - Expect the unexpected. I'm not sure what commercial that is from, but still...
so - You are my west coast crush.
brazenbaretoe -Happy...and proud. It's pretty sick.
crissy - I'm just saying....I have The Plague and I blame it on you.
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