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Thursday, October 9, 2008

I heart Sharpies (NSFW)

Sharpie tattoos are awesome (awesome to give, I mean; I don't want someone drawing all over me with a permanent marker). Once I caught my niece drawing on herself with a Crayola marker. She had some scribbles on her face, so I helped her out and gave her a sweet curly mustache and some chest hair, and called her Pierre for the rest of the day.

So when the BF lets me give him Sharpie tattoos, it is like the best gift he could give me. I get to use a Sharpie and draw on someone? Count me in.

Me: "What do you want?"

Him: "A naked chick sitting on top of the globe with a recycling symbol on it."

Me: "Okay..."

**This is the NSFW portion of the post**

Too funny. I was very sad the next day when he had sweated it off.

Click here for the uncensored picture.

**Edited to add:


I forgot! I gave Ernie a Sharpie tattoo, too:

10 comments:

Ben said...

That is truly bad ass in a recycling yuppie kind of way.

Dingo said...

I want to know exactly what that chick is recycling! And she needs to get her hooha off the earth. She has no idea where it's been

Kate said...

I want one.

Nilsa S. said...

Hahaha - I LOVE IT! Will you come give out Sharpie tattoos at my wedding? I think you'd be a big hit!

saratogajean said...

ben - "Recycling Yuppie" is a great idea for a Halloween costume.

dingo - I blame her for the melting of the polar ice caps.

kate - Well, next time I'm in South Dakota I'll pencil you in for a session.

nilsa - Sure! I also do face painting.

So@24 said...

By far your most scandalous post yet.

Dolce said...

You blacked out the tattoo! Hilarious!

saratogajean said...

so - It was my first time drawing a naked lady. As you can tell, I made the boobies lopsided--I was nervous.

dolce - I guess I'm trying to keep this blog PG-13. Are you allowed to drop F-bombs and still be PG-13?

Maxie said...

you crack me up-- I thought the NSFW part was going to be much worse! LOL

saratogajean said...

maxie - Maybe next time...I need to get a finer tipped Sharpie.

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