But this post is not about how awesome my new scarf is, or how delicious the crab legs, shrimp, and oysters were, or even how delicious my Sailor Sarahs are. This post is about slamming saltines.
C challenged K to eat 6 saltines in 60 seconds. Sounds easy, right? I mean, I regularly hoover a whole sleeve in what feels like no time at all. The rules are simple: 6 saltines, chewed and swallowed, with nothing to drink, in 1 minute.
K stepped up to the plate. Around cracker 4, though, it became evident that she wasn't going to make it.
It was sad, my friends. I offered to coach K in the fine art of competitive eating, so that next year she can redeem her good name.
I'm not-so-secretly wondering if I am up to the challenge. I'll get back to you on that one...